#how did this happen to me

[beepsquirrel]

HELP like a month ago I fucking HATED Glisten so damn much but now I'm like his biggest fan and he just randomly became my favorite-

HES COMPLETELY DIFFERENT FROM THE STUFF I LIKE HOW DID THIS HAPPEN 😭

[noturlondonboy]

GUYS

I JUST MET MATTIE WESTBROUCK

I SHOOK THEIR HAND

THEY COMPLIMENTED MY HANDSHAKE

THEY LIKED MY CARABINER KEY CHAIN JANGLIES

WE HELD A CONVERSATION

IM

FUCK

[noblereason]

apparently when I put my surface pro back in my bookbag I actually knocked some of the keys off the type cover and that speaks volumes about build quality.

[usedtobethelegendcreator]

I read on the Wiki that Carmilla isn’t afraid of Alastor, noticed that she sat one of her daughters between Alastor and Zestial at the meeting, and now there are 2K+ words in a Google Doc.

[del-stars]

woke up & found myself in a wlw roommates to lovers 800k slowburn btw

[tedthetalk]

[theduckpipe]

throwback to the time i posted a burning girl meme about my university’s covid response to the uni meme page in march 2020 and like foreshadowing of the pandemic to come it escaped containment so hard it ended up on a linkedin post from a professor at an entirely different institution. and then two days later the prof i referenced favorably in the meme saw my “powerful meme” and his head ta sent me an email to express their gratitude for my talent

[melisusthewee]

Hitting the 13k mark on a LSDLN longfic while every single one of my DA WIPs languish in perpetuity.

[chumpy1012]

every shift at work i seat a table and every time i ask my manager if he wants to take it and he asks me to ask the bartender if she wants to take it and she complains and says no so i have to tell my manager he has to take it and sometimes he’ll have me go tell her again and she’ll get kinda mad and i say sorry

tldr: i am the spiteful squirrel from Norse mythology who delivers hateful messages between the snake and the eagle

[itolduthings]

guys i am broke broke

[notjusthespongenextdoor]

thinking about the fact that i am attempting to write an original, non fanfiction story for the first time in uhh TEN YEARS and it's ALSO ABOUT VAMPIRES THIS TIME

[teabutmakeitazure]

you dont understand i WANT to sit down, womansplain math before doing math together with this man. is it so hard to understand? no its not. i can teach him. we will learn together.

[beep-beep-kneecaps]

Sometimes I look at my friends and stalk their Pinterests and I'm like wow I cannot believe I'm friends with these people, they are so cringe but I love them more that way I guess

[lovely-v]

I accidentally bought American cheese in Italy. In my defense I was deliriously sick and looking for any and all sliced cheese with which to grill a cheese but I like to think my Americaness just led me to sense the cheese of my people

[charliemwrites]

Your price post is rotting my brain I wanna be his wife so bad oh god

thank you this is exactly what I want to hear considering the brainrot is visiting me in my dreams

[lapisbitch]

i dont even wanna look at my wrapped i know taylor swift is gonna be at the top